And lying dumbass of the year goes to…
when will my mother return from the bathroom
You can look it up later.
“But if she says, ‘I love you,’ and I say, ‘I know,’ it’s beautiful and it’s acceptable and it’s funny,” he pleaded. “The point is, I’m not worried about myself anymore; I’m worried about her.”
Harrison Ford about the “I know” line in Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back.
Sometimes, I think that I miss the way things were, but I don’t miss having a worthless cunt as a best friend. I don’t miss feeling like I didn’t matter. I don’t miss wanting to die. I don’t miss being in a place where the expectations were unrealistic and the recognition nonexistent.
I am so thankful for a boyfriend who loves me and takes care of me, friends that support me, and a boss that appreciates/respects/wants me to do well. My life —though unconventional— is awesome. Haters can suck it.
Mal Reynolds, Firefly (via someterrifyingspacemonkeys)